Bridge Over Holy Water: Paperback
There are four immutable truths in the world: God is real, we pay taxes, we die, and Christians are nuts. This book focuses on the latter truth about the adorably neurotic behaviors we exhibit as Christians. From wanting our pastors to be poor to finding the holiest ways possible to humblebrag, this book will humorously expose the world of Christianity. Rest assured: reading this book will not send you to Hell.